Here's the story, tell me are you willing to listen?...Well you've come this far ..one year don't
stop now.
Play the song, if i remember right, if it wasn't for this song we would not be celebrating a year of
anything. I-wayne is da man!!! You still wondering if i'm the conscious type?
Her natural state
Exactly one year ago......
There once was this girl, beautiful, cunning, intelligent,
she's just like..damnn!! anyway you get the picture...by now you know she's the butterfly i'm refering to. I know its rather
ironic that she would associate with a "stalker", or at least a stalker personality, but im still tryin to figure that out
myself.
It was friday june 8th 2007, when she browsed through her contact list then
discovered this person...the screen name went like this: Candy Man blah blah blah, who cares what was after it, look what
he was playing. It was i-wayne's lava ground, damn she's been looking for that song,so she initiated a convo with the intention
of charming the song out of this sucker. It was supposed to be the usual, go in , be nice, use her natural magic to get him
to give up the song, and get out without much attachment, this was usual routine, but not that day.
This day was different, and this sucker was not about to just
get played for his music and let her get away. He was gonna use his wierd unusual ways to keep her around, well maybe not
just wierd, as she would say "psycho freak", but i the narrator personally thinks he was just misunderstood because he saw
things beyond this world, but i can't include my personal opinions, so on with the story. She began her attack, with a unique
ice breaker: "i never knew you were the conscious type"...man he fell for it, sad to say, overlooking the fact that she didnt
know him in the first place so how would she know if he was conscious or not. Well he was actually overwhelmed that someone
spontaneously began talking to him and wanted to conversate about consciousness and conscious music. This was rather exciting
for him, so they proceeded beyond the initial chit-chat and they began to intentify some things they had in common, music
wise ofcourse, because this was the whole basis for this convo in the first place wasn't it? but she did not get the song
as yet, but y didnt she just push for it? why didnt she just tell him shut up and send the damn song?
Well i can only thank her for not choosing any of these options. The convo progressed
and she ended up getting a lot more than just the song she intended to get. by now all his thoughts towards her were really
positive, things were looking good, had him thinking she was probably the last of her type living or that hasn't changed.
I mean come on, lets admit beauty and brains hasn't been found together for ages, it was like a myth, something like the locknest
monster. despite his excitment, he contained himself and could no longer ignore the lil webcam symbol beneath her display
picture. He had to see this diamond with his own eyes, he had to see her move, see her smile, observe her facial expressions,
and just absorb it. He does sound like a stalker freak doesnt he....or the sweetest guy..(i think sweetest guy).
Now the cam was on and he just couldnt get enough of her smile even though she
constantly attempted to hide it. He did all he could to make her smile, just to get an instant replay, even though she insisted
that she did not want any compliments. Finally one last compliment on her delicious lips ended that cam session. That didnt
matter , the lol's were rolling one after the other and they seemed to get along unusually well, he felt like he finally found
someone who just got it, even tho it was that he was an alien from a planet in a different galaxy or that he was a stalker
who needed a new victim :D...what ever it was he felt she was just...hmmmmmm. He had to leave tho and the convo eventually
came to an end but that only gave him time to think of her and wether she would block him in his absence or would this amount
to more.
Many more convos rolled by, and the friendship seemed to grow faster than a rat
in labasse.She laughed his freaky jokes and he got her sarcastic clever ones as well. Unlike before, when signing
in was casual for him, it became and even, signing in and the first convo and only convo he looked forward to was one with
her. They just seemed to click, he started to feel like he could tell her anything and was getting the feeling she felt
the same way. Things was so good, that they decided to make the 8th of each month a milestone, and celebrated an
anniversary, exchanging a song everytime. Music was responsible for this in the first place so what better way to celebrate
right?
Wait wait..this sounds like a love story huh? Well....not really, but he
did develope some feelings for her, well who wouldnt whats not to like, but he was initially cautious about sharing this
with her but did anyway because he was a gangsta who feared nothing. (lol just having fun with the story here). the legend
says "he, the one, will one day emerge from the cover of a metal bird in the sky and descend by way of some
sort of sheet like object, to propose to his other on the ground, the other being the butterfly".
After millions of lol's, "shuddops" , "delusional"s, thousands
of "psycho freaks",and 22 songs exchanged over 11 months, we're now here..where is here?...a YEAR, who'd have known jah would
have blessed a freak to be in the presence of a true angel. I hope she gets some award for dealing with me for all this time.
wait wait i mean the freak, the freak..the one from the story, don't forget i am just the narrator. Sometimes he does wonder
to himself "why hasn't she blocked me yet nah?"..then he just sits back and thinks to himself "how could i forget, gangsta's
don't get blocked"
Happy anniversary, its been a year, i know u does wonder
if this friendship gan end stupid, i really not sure but if so i gonna sue ur ass for all the abuse. I know the crab crack
go get the jury to come on my side for sure.
